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Wednesday, 2 March 2011

Ive decided Im going to help out people on youtube to get their views up.

So going to post things that make me laugh.

Tuesday, 1 March 2011

If i had an important lady in my life, this would be what i would say to get into her pants without rohypnol.


Shall I compare thee to a Summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And Summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And oft' is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd:
But thy eternal Summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wanderest in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:

So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives life to thee.

I may possibly give you aids.